have such a loose grasp on such a simple concept.
I made a small promise to myself tonight.
I am more full of self-hate at this point in my life than i ever have been. What a huge transformation from just a few years ago.
Yes, I keep exclusive company. Only the classiest and most socially connected bugaboos are allowed in my nightly mental soiree. And on weekends, together we have gala events.
Yes.
Five cats = litter boxes full of poo
Two dogs = take me out to poo every ten minutes
One fish = change my filter, poo is floating everywhere in here
One 18 month old = daddy, change my poo diaper
Which mentions nothing of my own daily poo concerns.
Yes.
Five cats = litter boxes full of poo
Two dogs = take me out to poo every ten minutes
One fish = change my filter, poo is floating everywhere in here
One 18 month old = daddy, change my poo diaper
Which mentions nothing of my own daily poo concerns.
this isn't las vegas, and i'm not hunter thompson...but there are days when all i want is transmogrification.
I mentioned to my parents today that putting Bernie Madoff in jail was a tad hypocritical coming from a government that runs Social Security.
They didn't get it.
My head fucking exploded.