Have you ever had a smoke that, even though you've been smoking for years, fucks you up?
Today I went outside in the cold Arctic air to enjoy a 'rette about 3:15. I stood relatively motionless on the sidewalk, taking about five minutes to smoke. When finished, I tossed the butt into the can and began to walk back inside. Much to my dismay, I could barely walk! I had my buzz on for sure, crazy buzz! Lightheaded, yes a bit dizzy, but overall feeling very very very nice.
What the fuck? Do you think for every 1000 cigarettes the folks at the tobacco company give us a bonus cigarette?
