sweet girl...
i don't know my ass from a hole in the ground, don't know if i'm coming or going. pretty sure i'd know it if i was coming, but that's a different story altogether. i'm so sleepy...sleepy...but can't sleep. what's wrong with me? i have a disease! i'm sick! no other explanation is possible! someone punch me in the face and knock me out! pound me over the head with a cedar rolling pin! CRAP!
