I can't even count the number of ways things are going perfectly. Too many!
Since I seem to be on a roll, let me push my luck. Shall you allow it?
My life would be even better than perfect if:
1. ...I got a letter from Gwen! Stop being lazy and write me already!
2. ...I didn't get a headache for the next month.
3. ...The Price Is Right called and told me I won "A NEW CAR!"
5. ...I had a secret admirer named Naomi Watts that left love notes on my car
OK. So I'm not so clever today. BACK UP OFF ME!
I'm floating on clouds of strawberry cool whip tonight, what do you want from me?
