It's the Black Heart Ball!

"Come celebrate Waterproof Blonde's 1st Birthday and Valentine's Day all in one Kick-Ass night for all of us that are single at the Black Heart Ball!...AND it's BLACK BEDROOM ATTIRE night as well! Better be in the mood to flirty tonight ... it might get a little interesting!" -- from the WpB website.
Have I ever mentioned the perks of being the only sober guy in the room?
