November 2007 Archives

that's what i said.  accidentally once, incessantly intentionally.

The way it is, was, and ever shall be.

batman.

sparklers.

an ouch.  a big, big ouch.  my best arthur dimmesdale.

I'm 33 years old.

33, not 73.

Yet!

Graying.
Balding.
Have gained 50 lbs in 18 months.
Diagnosed with:
enlarged prostate
high blood pressure
diverticulitis
sleep apnea

have a colonoscopy scheduled.  a COLONOSCOPY!

WTF, mang?

i'm so goddamn tired. 

i really want to just give up.  but i can't.

i need more bounce to reduce this static electricity.  my socks are stuck to my slacks.  oops!  a faux pas.  my man panties have holes.  and my shoes have cat scratch fever.  my shirts are never quite long enough.

my hair looks like dung, brushing out beetles.  face skin is oily in patches.  my eyes are loony toons with red lines surrounded by black hollows.  it's the new style. 4 and 3 and 2 and 1.  and when i'm on the mic, the suckas run.

Can I have some more diarrhea please?  Good grief.

that's a great question.  and one not many folks would be bold enough to ask.

but it naturally leads to more questions, such as:

exactly what do you mean by peeling?

you did mean to say "peeling" and not "pealing", right?

the entire genital region or only certain places?

have you done anything out of the ordinary with your genitals lately?

has anyone else had contact with your genitals recently?

have you placed any foreign substances on or around your genitals?