twelve months

Skidoosh.

So in the last twelve months I've:

become a dad
quit school, started school, quit school
bought a new van
gained 50 pounds
become a vegetarian
joined a gym, work out for half an hour everyday
came a hair away from losing the content on both my websites during faulty software upgrades
saw cake
gone to two funerals
read two books
started reading the Cambridge Companion to Kant
started seeing a counselor
started using rogaine
maintained my sanity despite the efforts of so many