a triple, no wait! a QUADRUPLE helping of crappy crap, stacked high and hot, just for me!

I destroyed my debit card in a fit of anger and hurt feelings!

The case that I keep my iPod, wallet, and phone in has either been completely lost or stolen!

I had to eat an very large crow over the weekend!

Health issue #6589: I may have a tumor on my adrenal gland!