peni

the plural of penis, right?
or is that penises.  i don't know, neither one sounds right.
how about dicks instead?

i know lots of peni.
i also know lots of twattles.

i, myself, have no twattles.
but, i do in fact have a single penis.  it is not detachable.
but that would be pretty cool.

i would enjoy a nap.
a rip van winkle type nap.
but i would like to sleep backwards,
so i could wake up young again.