shaggy, the sad sad tale of burt's bees

if it weren't for all this real life stuff, i would daydream the rest of my life away.

burt's bees found their way into my pocket and stung the snot out of me.
that or it was this mucinex i've been taking.

my six-toed, invisible-browed, curly-clawed purr box just forced his way up onto my lap and curled up.