Penis-free porn!

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Should I ever put my entrepreneurial spirit to good use by founding my own porn company, the title of this post would be my advertising tagline.

Additionally, or perhaps in conjunction with this tagline, I would also display bright yellow stars on my porn categories announcing that this porn would be free from dildos, lesbians, animals, utensils, motorized contraptions, or any other such nonsense.

The last thing I want to see while attending to self-on-self love is the sight of another dude's wang. 

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