Punch You Pies
Just crafted two pumpkin pies which are now baking. Someone slit my throat please. From tomorrow until Jan 1 is the worst time of the year, and that is really saying something.
Category: Rant
still
i don’t care i don’t care i don’t care i don’t care no matter how long i wear this muzzle, it never gets more comfortable
oddvark, or: bring forth the stylish non-pain
OK. I often underestimate myself. It’s high time that I realize something very cool about myself…that I can handle it. Whatever “it” is. Bring it on. Bring more of it. I will assimilate and change. I will not be broken.
do you hear me? is anyone listening to this silence?
No. Of course not. There is no one here.I am dug in deep. I am doing the only thing I can do, that I could do. I am now and forever protecting. It is all I have to give. It’s okay, no one cares. Silence will return here now, for another few weeks.
somewhat foolishly,
I announce a promise kept, and introduce what will easily and immediately become the world’s most inane and rambling piece of fictional tripe ever formed. As life continues to quickly pass me by, I have belatedly realized that ye olde cliches “it’s now or never”, “no time like the present” and the like are appropriate [...]
all the pretty colors
Imagine: Falling asleep, but waking up 20 times an hour during your sleep. That after 2 or 3 hours, you are awakened by suffocation enough that your brain wakes up fully and that you are up for an hour before falling asleep again. That when you do fall back asleep finally, you continue to wake [...]
Penis-free porn!
Should I ever put my entrepreneurial spirit to good use by founding my own porn company, the title of this post would be my advertising tagline. Additionally, or perhaps in conjunction with this tagline, I would also display bright yellow stars on my porn categories announcing that this porn would be free from dildos, lesbians, [...]