caulksucker
in my purview at this VERY moment:
member's mark paper towel roll, still in plastic
doral cigarette pack
samsang phone box
a large manilla envelope with the words "Do Not Bend, Photos Inside" written upon it with magic marker
a vacuum cleaner, cord outstretched and plugged in to the far wall
an open suitcase with a sleeping cat inside
a cardboard box with the front cut out, except for one small flap emblazoned with "Dagny C. Lincoln"
a blue beanbag with daisies on it
a broom
kira
an LG air conditioner
now Henry
a bottle of blood pressure pills
three windows
a box of checks
my long-running piece of shit website
and six ibuprofen...
oh wait, i don't see those ibuprofen anymore
