shit, if it's gonna be that kind of party i'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Holly Jolly balls!

why do people "hate the war" but "support the troops"?

fuck the troops.

there's no conscription in this country right now.  these wizards chose the life. 

why confer respect for individuals, who from all the possible choices available, opted to be the blunt force trauma backing up the ignorant fucks in Washington, D.C.?

further...by choosing that life, they are automatically deserving of disrespect.  just like cops, but on a grander scale.