Chris Farley - the world's funniest man

Aaaaangry

Powers that be

Aren't there laws?

Bees!!!

Forget it I quit

Cakehole

I did call...

government cheese

Uh...Germany?

Warden, I was wondering

Wee-ooh wee-ooh

D'you see that?

I am el nino

Fat guy in a little coat

That's it!

Flanhole

No problemo

Good Lord!

Housekeeping

how's everybody?

Jack Squat

Jam an our up your...

Jo Jo

Well, Lawdy Frickin' Da!

I am your father

get the world by the tail

rollin' doobies

I want Holyfield

Thin candy shell

Holy Shnikes

spanish 1

spanish 2

turn this damn bus around

vicious bastards

dad's yapper

George Carlin - the world's second funniest man

Blondes

Cupcakes

Live and let live

Making Out

Rice Krispies

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Da Bomb

Fra - jee - lay

Gandolf

Chevy Chase's rant